Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
2008 · Movie · PG-13 · 100 min · ★ 6.3 · 43% critics
After a public meltdown and a sudden fall from fame, a pampered celebrity makes an impulsive choice to join the Army, hoping discipline and a fresh start will turn life around. The setup leans on a fish-out-of-water clash between glamour and military routine.
Also known as Major Movie Star · Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerous
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Details
- Years
- 2008
- Release date
- 2008-11-07
- Language
- English
- Rated
- PG-13
- Runtime
- 100 min
- Max quality
- HD
- Critic score
- 43/100
- TMDB rating
- 6.3/10 (293 votes)
About
You may enjoy this if you like light makeover comedies and upbeat culture-clash humor in the vein of Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde; Not for you if you want sharp satire or more grounded military drama.
Pros: fish-out-of-water premise; light comedy setup; easygoing tone | Cons: broad humor; predictable path; shallow character growth
Themes
- army
- us army
- dumb blonde
Cast & crew
Jessica Simpson
as Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
as Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
as Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
as Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
as Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
as Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
as Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
as Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
as Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
as Captain Greer
Directed by Steve Miner