Simon Sez
1999 · Movie · PG-13 · 85 min · ★ 2.8 · 21% critics
A tattooed Interpol agent teams up with an old classmate to track down the kidnapped daughter of a powerful software tycoon. Their search turns into a fast-moving chase filled with over-the-top stunts, oddball helpers, and a villain with big plans, as they race to bring her home safely.
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Details
- Years
- 1999
- Release date
- 1999-09-24
- Language
- English
- Rated
- PG-13
- Runtime
- 85 min
- Critic score
- 21/100
- TMDB rating
- 2.8/10 (76 votes)
About
You may enjoy this if you like cheesy, over-the-top action comedies and don’t mind a messy plot; Not for you if you want sharp humor or strong acting—try Extreme Ops or Half Past Dead instead.
Pros: action-packed moments; so-bad-it’s-good laughs; some fun stunts | Cons: irritating comedy sidekicks; weak acting; thin, confusing plot
Cast & crew
Dennis Rodman
as Simon
Dane Cook
as Nick Miranda
John Pinette
as Micro
Ricky Harris
as Macro
Filip Nikolic
as Michael Gabrielli
Natalia Cigliuti
as Claire Fence
Emma Wiklund
as the Dancer
Jérôme Pradon
as Ashton
Xiong Xinxin
as Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
Henri Courseaux
as Bernard Gabrielli
Directed by Kevin Alyn Elders