Bitch Slap
2009 · Movie · R · 109 min · ★ 4.8 · 24% critics
Three women with dangerous pasts head to a remote desert hideaway to pull off a high-stakes diamond heist and shake down a ruthless underworld figure. As tensions rise, shifting loyalties and escalating violence turn the getaway into a chaotic battle of wits, grit, and survival.
Also known as Before Me We Say I Do
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Details
- Years
- 2009
- Release date
- 2009-05-16
- Language
- English
- Rated
- R
- Runtime
- 109 min
- Max quality
- HD
- Critic score
- 24/100
- TMDB rating
- 4.8/10 (310 votes)
About
You’ll like this if you want a loud, trashy, tongue-in-cheek exploitation romp packed with brawls, guns, and nonstop attitude; Not for you if you want grounded drama, subtle humor, or low violence—try Nurse 3-D only if you want similar sleaze.
Pros: over-the-top grindhouse fun; wild catfights; cheeky, raunchy humor | Cons: thin story; uneven acting; heavy gore and sleaze
Themes
- nun
- diamond
- spy
- shotgun
- dark comedy
- stripper
- femme fatale
- b movie
- nonlinear timeline
Cast & crew
Julia Voth
as Trixie
Erin Cummings
as Hel
America Olivo
as Camero
Lucy Lawless
as Mother Superior
Zoë Bell
as Rawhide
William Gregory Lee
as Hot Wire
Michael Hurst
as Gage
Kevin Sorbo
as Mr. Phoenix
Renée O'Connor
as Sister Batrill
Ron Melendez
as Deputy Fuchs
Directed by Rick Jacobson