The VelociPastor
2018 · Movie · NR · 75 min · ★ 5.3 · 52% critics
After a personal tragedy, a priest travels to China and comes back with a strange power: he can transform into a dinosaur. Shocked at first, he’s pushed into using it to take on criminals, leading to a chaotic mix of crime-fighting, over-the-top comedy, and ninja trouble.
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Details
- Years
- 2018
- Release date
- 2018-09-28
- Language
- English
- Rated
- NR
- Runtime
- 75 min
- Max quality
- SD
- Critic score
- 52/100
- TMDB rating
- 5.3/10 (246 votes)
About
If you enjoy knowingly bad, ultra-cheesy horror-comedy in the spirit of Zombeavers or Stung, this is an easy group-watch pick; Not for you if you want polished effects, strong acting, or a serious tone.
Pros: wildly silly premise; big cheesy laughs; fast, punchy runtime | Cons: very low budget; rough acting; hit-or-miss humor
Themes
- prostitute
- pastor
- velociraptor
- ninja
- b movie
- dinosaur
- campy
- crowdfunded film
- independent film
- dramatic
- appreciative
- familiar
Cast & crew
Gregory James Cohan
as Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
Alyssa Kempinski
as Carol
Daniel Steere
as Father Stewart
Fernando Pacheco de Castro
as Frankie Mermaid
Aurelio Voltaire
as Altair
Yang Jiechang
as Wei Chang
Jesse Turits
as Sam the White Ninja
Zachary Steere
as Dinosaur Suit Performer
Claire Hsu
as Chinese Villager
David Sokol
as Ali
Directed by Brendan Steere