
Hardbodies
1984 · Movie · R · 88 min · ★ 4.8 · 16% critics
In this breezy 1980s beach comedy, three older men head to Southern California hoping for fun and romance, then hire a younger local to teach them how to connect with women. What starts as a shallow scheme turns into a mix of partying, awkward lessons, and light romantic complications.
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Details
- Years
- 1984
- Release date
- 1984-05-04
- Language
- English
- Rated
- R
- Runtime
- 88 min
- Max quality
- HD
- Critic score
- 16/100
- TMDB rating
- 4.8/10 (69 votes)
About
You may enjoy this if you like unapologetically trashy 1980s beach sex comedies with lots of bikinis, broad jokes, and a carefree vibe similar to The Choirboys; Not for you if dated attitudes and sleazy humor are a dealbreaker.
Pros: sunny beach vibe; easygoing silly humor; pure 80s atmosphere | Cons: thin plot; crude sleazy tone; dated gender attitudes
Themes
- politically incorrect
- older man younger woman relationship
- beach house
- middle ages (476-1453)
- psychotronic
- sex comedy
- swimsuit
- beach blanket
- nude modeling
Cast & crew

Grant Cramer
as Scotty

Teal Roberts
as Kristi
- GW
Gary Wood
as Hunter
- MR
Michael Rapport
as Rounder
- SP
Sorrells Pickard
as Ashby

Roberta Collins
as Lana
- CS
Cindy Silver
as Kimberly

Courtney Gains
as Rag

Kristi Somers
as Michelle
- CS
Crystal Shaw
as Candy
Directed by Mark Griffiths