
The Green Butchers
2003 · Movie · R · 100 min · ★ 7.1 · 59% critics
Two misfit coworkers quit a small-town butcher shop to open their own, but business is a disaster until a freak accident forces a desperate choice. As customers suddenly line up for their “special” meat, the pair scramble to keep up while one of them faces a painful family situation at home.
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Details
- Original title
- De grønne slagtere
- Years
- 2003
- Release date
- 2003-03-08
- Language
- Danish
- Rated
- R
- Runtime
- 100 min
- Max quality
- SD
- Critic score
- 59/100
- TMDB rating
- 7.1/10 (343 votes)
About
If you enjoy offbeat Danish dark comedies with absurd situations and a creeping sense of dread, this could hit the spot; Not for you if cannibalism themes or bleak, tasteless humor are dealbreakers—try Adam's Apples or Flickering Lights for a similar vibe.
Pros: wicked dark humor; oddball characters; brisk, engaging pace | Cons: gross premise; uneven laughs; taste may vary
Themes
- brother
- black humor
- butcher
- butcher's shop
- car crash
Cast & crew

Nikolaj Lie Kaas
as Bjarne / Eigil

Mads Mikkelsen
as Svend

Line Kruse
as Astrid

Nicolas Bro
as Hus Hans

Aksel Erhardtsen
as Villumsen

Bodil Jørgensen
as Tina

Ole Thestrup
as Holger

Lily Weiding
as Juhl

Camilla Bendix
as Beate

Tomas Villum Jensen
as Håndværker
Directed by Anders Thomas Jensen