
I Hate Valentine's Day
2009 · Movie · PG-13 · 98 min · ★ 5.4 · 18% critics
In Manhattan, a florist sticks to a strict rule: she won’t date anyone for more than five dates. When a new restaurateur arrives nearby, her carefully controlled approach to romance is tested, forcing her to rethink what she really wants from love and commitment.
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Details
- Years
- 2009
- Release date
- 2009-06-27
- Language
- English
- Rated
- PG-13
- Runtime
- 98 min
- Critic score
- 18/100
- TMDB rating
- 5.4/10 (277 votes)
About
You may enjoy this if you like sweet, formula-driven rom-coms about dating rules and mixed signals, similar to When in Rome or The Accidental Husband; Not for you if you hate cheesy clichés, broad stereotypes, or stiff performances.
Pros: light rom-com energy; a few funny moments; pretty flowers | Cons: very predictable story; heavy clichés, stereotypes; acting feels forced
Themes
- romcom
- woman director
Cast & crew

Nia Vardalos
as Genevieve Gernier

John Corbett
as Greg Gatlin

Jason Mantzoukas
as Brian Blowdell

Judah Friedlander
as Dan O'Finn

Zoe Kazan
as Tammy Greenwood

Stephen Guarino
as Bill

Amir Arison
as Bob

Gary Wilmes
as Cal

Mike Starr
as John

Rachel Dratch
as Kathy Jeemy
Directed by Nia Vardalos