If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
2025 · Movie · R · 113 min
★ 6.4(375)unSUB Rating
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Details
- Years
- 2025
- Release date
- 2025-10-10
- Language
- English
- Rated
- R
- Runtime
- 113 min
- Max quality
- UHD
- TMDB rating (input)
- 6.3/10 (375 votes)
Themes
- hotel
- therapist
- long island, new york
- female protagonist
- sick child
- motherhood
- woman director
- absent husband
- psychological drama
- mysterious illness
- montauk
Cast & crew
Rose Byrne
as Linda
Conan O'Brien
as Therapist
A$AP Rocky
as James
Danielle Macdonald
as Caroline
Delaney Quinn
as Child
Mary Bronstein
as Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
as Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
as Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
as Landlord
Christian Slater
as Father
Directed by Mary Bronstein