
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
2025 · Movie · R · 113 min · ★ 6.4
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Details
- Years
- 2025
- Release date
- 2025-10-10
- Language
- English
- Rated
- R
- Runtime
- 113 min
- Max quality
- UHD
- TMDB rating
- 6.4/10 (335 votes)
Themes
- hotel
- therapist
- long island, new york
- female protagonist
- sick child
- motherhood
- woman director
- absent husband
- psychological drama
- mysterious illness
- montauk
Cast & crew

Rose Byrne
as Linda

Conan O'Brien
as Therapist

A$AP Rocky
as James

Danielle Macdonald
as Caroline

Delaney Quinn
as Child

Mary Bronstein
as Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk
as Diana

Mark Stolzenberg
as Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan
as Landlord

Christian Slater
as Father
Directed by Mary Bronstein